That Grrl

June 14, 2007


Please don’t hesitate to contact the complaints department if you have any issues regarding present delays. If you cannot find the complaints department you may want to complain about that too.

Where the pesky Colonel is I don’t know.

Anyway ‘That Grrl’, who apparently is an earth witch on the quiet, is prime meat for the WBC and the Colonel. A heady mixture of photos and personal gossip is what we like – and a Canadian – almost British! hurrah.

Approved and blessed.

Ashley Tutt PA

I’m not sure what Ms Tutt is talking about, this Grrrl is obsessed with dolls and derelict houses – a strange and unseemly combination.

If my PA hadn’t jumped my gun so quickly I may have had reservations. Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE



June 14, 2007


We at the WBC aim to please some of the people some of the time. Success in this area is marginal. Delays inevitable.

Being Lenay apparently is an art form. This would involve videoke, random geekery and watching ‘My name is Earl’. No level of expertise has been achieved in any ‘-ing’, -phy’ or -‘ism’.

Obviously an extremely high level of mediocrity has been achieved. A perfect candidate for the WBC.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Anyone who tries to make her boots sing gets my vote even if the result is worrisome. Good luck with selecting an SLR by the way – there is far to much choice out there if you ask me – which you didn’t – APPROVED

Ashley Tutt PA

Homeless family’s blog

June 14, 2007


Ms Tutt is just getting on top of things in the filing room. Back shortly.

This is a diary documenting the progress of a homeless family in Jacksonville. Well written, witty and informative are possible adjectives for this venture. Of course in my day the homeless were given a bowl of soup, an old blanket and then turfed out onto the street again. Have things improved I wonder?

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Oh dear I got stuck, the Colonel is being a bit stiff with me now – anyway 0nwards and upwards.

A very worthy blog although somewhat confusing as it is written in heavy American. With a little time on your hands and an American/English dictionary for translation purposes it is well worth the effort. Approved.

Ashley Tutt PA

Gibb’s Cadiz

June 14, 2007


If you have any complaints about the current delays please email

Phillipine and world theatre, art and literature. All commendable subjects for discussion and opinion. Reminds me of my youth – treading the boards during my university days. Those innocent days of theatre, bringing a merry band of fellows closer together. Very close. I miss them dearly…

Ahem. Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

I had no idea the Colonel was a thespian although I’ve often thought him tragic.  Anyway anything connected with the Phillipines has my full approval as I have a dear friend out there. Rubber stamped!!

Ashley Tutt PA

Quasi Fictional

June 4, 2007

quasi fictional

Evaluations are due to commence.

A blog about blogs and blogging, blogged by a blogger with guest blogs by guest bloggers also blogging about blogs and blogging. I’m sensing a theme developing here. I am obviously fascinated by the whole ‘blog’ industry hence my presence in the WBC unfortunately I have a pressing appointment at the moustache waxers so will be passing my baton to Ms Tutt.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Of course this blog is approved Colonel. It’s full of helpful and sensible advice unlike some I could mention. By the way, are you sure that’s your baton you just shoved in my hand? I’m going to the washroom now.

Ashley Tutt PA

My life is murphy’s law

This blog has been sent back to adminstration for administrative purposes.

I, for one, will be very interested how the Colonel responds to this request for appraisal. He has a very short attention span and might find the vast quantity of words that this blog uses rather soporific particularly after a heavy lunch and way too many brandies. Unfortunately the author of ‘My life is Murphy’s law’ would appear to be rather attractive and the Colonel might follow something other than his need to sit down and take a little nap.

Ashley Tutt PA

A damned handsome woman – robust and forthright. Verbosity and exuberance are not crimes in the United Kingdom as yet so we shall concentrate on this womans firm attributes. If she can leave her apparent dalliance with that infernal Papersurfer chap to one side then approval shall be granted. Although I fear a periodic personal interview may be necessary to keep abreast of the situation.


Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Polliwog’s pond

May 26, 2007

polliwog’s pond

Awaiting our usual discernment and expertise.

Oooooooooooooooo ……………………pink! I think you’ll have trouble with the colonel over this one Miss Polliwog. I wore pink the other day and was told to take it off straight away.

Ashley Tutt PA

Don’t worry Miss Polliwog I wouldn’t be so brash with anyone other than staff. Your blog is straining the reins of mediocrity and as we don’t deal in tiaras a certificate will have to suffice. Anyone who can survive on a tiny island with a plethera of children needs all the encouragement they can get! May I suggest that if you wish to spend more time developing your blog that you encourage some of your offspring (if not all) to attend boarding school – it never did me any harm – look where I ended up! Membership approved.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE