Sorry – we’ve moved.

All applications and enquiries for the WBC can be made at our new premises:

The World Blog Council.

NOT VERY URGENT MESSAGE

We’ve decided to give up trying to ban Daddy Papersurfer – he’s like a horrible disease – sorry.

Ms Ashley Tutt PA [in the extended absence of the Colonel]

URGENT MESSAGE

All and any references to Daddy Papersurfer are to be removed from the Interweave – there have been complaints.

For indentification purposes only

I think the Colonel is over reacting personally but there you go. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the old git.

Ms Ashley Tutt PA

Reading is my superpower

There is important maintenance occurring in the work ethics department. Positive results unlikely.

Politics and Religion

It’s the weekend. Although statistically there is more likely to be someone in the office on monday morning – don’t count on it. Delays are all currently delayed.

Delays and upheavals.

There are terrible delays in all departments mainly due to inefficiency and corruption. There is nothing I can do as I am the primary source of both. If you wish to take a ticket and wait feel free.

Good luck with that.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

That Grrl

Please don’t hesitate to contact the complaints department if you have any issues regarding present delays. If you cannot find the complaints department you may want to complain about that too.

Where the pesky Colonel is I don’t know.

Anyway ‘That Grrl’, who apparently is an earth witch on the quiet, is prime meat for the WBC and the Colonel. A heady mixture of photos and personal gossip is what we like – and a Canadian – almost British! hurrah.

Approved and blessed.

Ashley Tutt PA

I’m not sure what Ms Tutt is talking about, this Grrrl is obsessed with dolls and derelict houses – a strange and unseemly combination.

If my PA hadn’t jumped my gun so quickly I may have had reservations. Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Marilyn’s non-violent planet newspage

Due to a 2 for 1 offer on 12 year old malt at the Coach and Horses afternoon appointments will be slightly delayed.

I’m afraid the Colonel seems to be drinking drowning under a pile of paperwork at the moment.

This is another serious blog but we at the WBC don’t hold that against it. It would be nice to see some of the ‘good’ things in life as well. We aim for fairness and balance and members should aspire to the same criteria. This blog is endorsed, by me at least, but I’ll be keeping a beady eye on it!

Ashley Tutt PA

Issues have to be confronted and I firmly believe that there are people outside of this office very well qualified to do so.  Not wanting to stand in the way of anything I shall take the initiative and grant approval.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Lenayism

We at the WBC aim to please some of the people some of the time. Success in this area is marginal. Delays inevitable.

Being Lenay apparently is an art form. This would involve videoke, random geekery and watching ‘My name is Earl’. No level of expertise has been achieved in any ‘-ing’, -phy’ or -‘ism’.

Obviously an extremely high level of mediocrity has been achieved. A perfect candidate for the WBC.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Anyone who tries to make her boots sing gets my vote even if the result is worrisome. Good luck with selecting an SLR by the way – there is far to much choice out there if you ask me – which you didn’t – APPROVED

Ashley Tutt PA

Homeless family’s blog

Ms Tutt is just getting on top of things in the filing room. Back shortly.

This is a diary documenting the progress of a homeless family in Jacksonville. Well written, witty and informative are possible adjectives for this venture. Of course in my day the homeless were given a bowl of soup, an old blanket and then turfed out onto the street again. Have things improved I wonder?

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

Oh dear I got stuck, the Colonel is being a bit stiff with me now – anyway 0nwards and upwards.

A very worthy blog although somewhat confusing as it is written in heavy American. With a little time on your hands and an American/English dictionary for translation purposes it is well worth the effort. Approved.

Ashley Tutt PA