Sorry – we’ve moved.

All applications and enquiries for the WBC can be made at our new premises:

The World Blog Council.

NOT VERY URGENT MESSAGE

We’ve decided to give up trying to ban Daddy Papersurfer – he’s like a horrible disease – sorry.

Ms Ashley Tutt PA [in the extended absence of the Colonel]

URGENT MESSAGE

All and any references to Daddy Papersurfer are to be removed from the Interweave – there have been complaints.

For indentification purposes only

I think the Colonel is over reacting personally but there you go. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the old git.

Ms Ashley Tutt PA

Reading is my superpower

There is important maintenance occurring in the work ethics department. Positive results unlikely.

Politics and Religion

It’s the weekend. Although statistically there is more likely to be someone in the office on monday morning – don’t count on it. Delays are all currently delayed.

Delays and upheavals.

There are terrible delays in all departments mainly due to inefficiency and corruption. There is nothing I can do as I am the primary source of both. If you wish to take a ticket and wait feel free.

Good luck with that.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

That Grrl

Please don’t hesitate to contact the complaints department if you have any issues regarding present delays. If you cannot find the complaints department you may want to complain about that too.

Where the pesky Colonel is I don’t know.

Anyway ‘That Grrl’, who apparently is an earth witch on the quiet, is prime meat for the WBC and the Colonel. A heady mixture of photos and personal gossip is what we like – and a Canadian – almost British! hurrah.

Approved and blessed.

Ashley Tutt PA

I’m not sure what Ms Tutt is talking about, this Grrrl is obsessed with dolls and derelict houses – a strange and unseemly combination.

If my PA hadn’t jumped my gun so quickly I may have had reservations. Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE