Bagwine Ruminations

Evaluation delayed due to important WBC business involving several golf clubs, the 19th hole and a decanter of rather splendid port.

I think this may be part of the ‘brighter fresher feel’ that the WBC is trying to instigate. I’m sorry but I find this incessant rambling, sexual innuendo and photographs of fridge contents difficult to fathom. Apparently the rest of the world thinks he’s very funny so I expect he’ll get a certificate if anybody remembers to mail it – personally I’m off to the Coach and Horses for a stiff gin and a game of Bridge.

Approval granted.

Colonel Reginald Fotherington-Blogworthy II CEO, MD, ARSE

I did enjoy playing with the monkey – I made it wiggle.

This man needs all the help he can get. We aim to help social misfits and Bag Wine ticks all the boxes. Endorsed.

Ashley Tutt PA